We need a little laughter in our busy lives
Cheesy dad jokes galore…Today, I decided to make these cringe worthy pictures for all of you. You’re welcome!
Join Daddy Simply as I celebrate the art of cheesy humor, exploring the ‘dreaded-dad-jokes that will have you chuckling, eye-rolling, and sharing the joy on line. So, buckle up and get a beer ready.
“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?” “Supplies!!”
“What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?” “Prime-mates.”
“Do you wanna box for your leftovers?” “No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
“Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They’re making headlines.”
“Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas.”
“If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
“What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!”
“I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s the other day. The mom was furious!”
“When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?”
Another 10 to go!
“A guy walks into a bar…and he was disqualified from the limbo contest!”
“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!”
“How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?” “You follow the fresh prints!”
“I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing!”
“I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.”
“What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nodody knows!”
“Dad can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me!”
“Dad, can you put the cat out?” “I didn’t know it was on fire!”
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!”
“Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!”
“Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up!”
That’s it for these guys… I hope you’ll go to bed today with at least one of these in your head. Share your thought with your work colleagues and family members!
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